Folks ask me all the time if I ever feel bad for humiliating, bullying, and giving wedgies to boys and I must refrain from laughing....as if I would ever feel bad for something that is so deserved. Besides, I know you wimps love when I snatch you up by those whitey tighties and jerk you around, making your ass crack red and sore. Today I’m going to give you one of my famous atomic wedgies and finish you off with a special little cool down in the cold porcelain commode.