It’s the most wonderfully fattening time of year! All those cookies, cakes, and fresh baked pies beckon to you, encouraging and enticing your gluttonous side to come out and play. I want you to really embrace the spirit of Christmas this year by bulking up and expanding your waistline to mimic that of jolly ol’ St. Nick! That’s right, I want you to be more like Santa Claus with his flushed pink cheeks and plump jiggly gut hanging over those pretty red pants. You’re going to spoil yourself this season by satiating every little craving you have and not skipping a single meal or snack. Whether...

It’s the most wonderfully fattening time of year! All those cookies, cakes, and fresh baked pies beckon to you, encouraging and enticing your gluttonous side to come out and play. I want you to really embrace the spirit of Christmas this year by bulking up and expanding your waistline to mimic that of jolly ol’ St. Nick! That’s right, I want you to be more like Santa Claus with his flushed pink cheeks and plump jiggly gut hanging over those pretty red pants. You’re going to spoil yourself this season by satiating every little craving you have and not skipping a single meal or snack. Whether it’s stuffing your piehole with sweets and treats in the break room at work, scarfing down a savory holiday meal, or guzzling down gallons of eggnog when you’re sitting in front of the television at night, you will be embracing your gluttony and making yourself feel merry and bright with all those delicious foods and beverages. I’m going to start you off right by shoving some of my famous peanut butter cookies into your hungry mouth and helping you wash it down with some calorie laden whipped cream and gut busting nog. Embody the spirit of Christmas by indulging yourself at every opportunity and showing off that jiggly and jolly figure!