It’s that time of year when the seasons begin to turn and my footwear changes right along with it. These strappy rubber sandals will soon be retired to the closet until next summer, but not without a proper worship and cleaning first. And lucky you, you get to be the little chosen footbitch that sniffs, licks, and sucks my black sandals back to their clean, pristine condition. If I think you’ve done a satisfactory job, I might even let you suck the dirt from between my toes.