I think it’s long overdue that I make you little dick dweebs pay up for your inadequacy. That’s why this one is more expensive...consider it a gift. You pay extra to compensate for your miniscule member and in return you get a sexy little video reminding you of your place in the order of things. Since you can’t please anyone with that pathetic little appendage it seems only right that you provide pleasure the one sure way you can...with your wallet!

I think it’s long overdue that I make you little dick dweebs pay up for your inadequacy. That’s why this one is more expensive...consider it a gift. You pay extra to compensate for your miniscule member and in return you get a sexy little video reminding you of your place in the order of things. Since you can’t please anyone with that pathetic little appendage it seems only right that you provide pleasure the one sure way you can...with your wallet!