Little sexless dweebs like you spend way too much time with dick in your hand. So, I think it’s only appropriate that since you’re so unfuckable you spend your masturbation time humping something more degrading and humiliating. It’s time to grab your beloved pillow that you cuddle and snuggle every night and make sweet love to it. I wanna see you grinding, drilling, and jizzing all over your new fluffy lover while I giggle, instruct, and poke fun at you and your hilarious humping adventure!