A filthy little maggot like you deserves a swirly that is equally disgusting as you are. And this one is not for the faint of heart. It’s time to prepare yourself for the most gruesome and awful swirly you’ve had yet. And the beautiful part is you’ll be carrying it all out yourself along with my precise instructions and devious encouragement. Do you think you can handle what you’re about to do to yourself?!?!