Oh roomie... how could you do it? how could you steal my dildo? One very close to my heart, at that... I thought better of you. Of course, I had my suspicions that you were secretly GAY, but you knew my friends were staying and they'd need your bed whilst you were away! I'm disgusted with you.

Oh roomie... how could you do it? how could you steal my dildo? One very close to my heart, at that... I thought better of you. Of course, I had my suspicions that you were secretly GAY, but you knew my friends were staying and they'd need your bed whilst you were away! I'm disgusted with you.