Solo masturbation doesn't have to be dull and now you've made your peace with being a pussy-free loser for life, it's time to have some fun with it!

I have five super fun jerk off tips/ ways that you can masturbate that will take your lonely porn addled, jerk off time to the next level!

This clip does contain my eloquent, sassy, verbal humiliation so if it hurts your feelings getting put down by a posh British brat then good - you'll wank away all the more harder!

Let me know how many of these you try and which are your favorite!