Hey Gooner! Now you've decided to properly, thoroughly and wholly commit yourself to being a pussy-free wrist fucker, there are some things you're going to need to know and a few tips you'll thank me for which will help you along your journey towards ultimate 'edge Lord'. (I cannot help but giggle as I say that!) Being a non-stop, pumping puppet in your sink hole of depravity isn't going to happen instantly. I wish it would but it simply does not work like that.

You will find all kinds of set-backs along the way such as you dick becoming non-responsive, sensible thoughts trying to ... Show more