Summertime is here and you're hornier than ever! Everyone is getting laid, even the nerdy wimps! Everyone...except you. You're STILL a fucking loser!

Welcome to Summer! Where hot girls in bikinis (including me of course) just keep telling you to "fuck off" while they flip you off. Jerking off to my middle finger is what you're going to be doing all summer long!

Actually...it's what a total rejected, dejected, loser like you will be doing all the rest of your life but turning your summer into the cruelest you've ever had is going to be so much fun!