Life is much too short to waste time with cheap drinks, decaf coffee and bad sex. So you're going to stop fucking her and jerk for me instead! Because let's be honest, you only fuck her when you're too lazy to jerk and she only fucks you to shut you up. Do both of you a favor - jerk for me all the time and quit having boring unfulfilling sex.

Actually enjoy cumming for someone who tells you to. Enjoy knowing that I openly encourage you to fantasize and embrace being the dirty, horny, blue balled perv that you are.

Get your lube and your tissue box and get pumping for me. <... Show more