Face it - you're a flaccid loser and your erectile dysfunction isn't amusing anyone other than yourself when you try real hard to sexualize it. You might as well be a lesbian since your cock isn't functional for much.

How do you even jerk it off? Can you manage to get a thumb grip pinch at all or do you rub on it like a girl?

I want you to do it right now. Try and make that ED dick of yours as hard (lets be honest - more like semi) as you can while you watch this clip.