You know that you're never going to get an actual girlfriend but oh dear, poor you, how will you spend the rest of your loser nights without anyone ever wanting you? What you need is a "Shoe Girlfriend"!

Even having access to a fleshlight should not be permitted to you. A Shoe Girlfriend should be all you get - it's the ultimate reminder of the humiliation you deserve.

But hey! Here's a silver lining for you....actually...I'm not telling you what that is. You'll have to watch this clip and find out. And when you find out I daresay you'll thank me for opening up this whole ... Show more