(Custom) Your attempts at dating have been failing miserably. Maybe it's you or maybe it's cause you're putting zero effort in because you're just so hooked to running around after me, simping away like some love-sick puppy and attending to my every demand. Who knows! Sounds like a 'you' problem. So when you start trying to make it an annoyance for me, I just use it (and you) to my advantage!

After begging me to let you come out with me and the girls I allow you to only on the condition that you cook a beautiful meal for all of us. You don't get to eat any of it though - just our s... Show more