SPH and JOI for your tiny dicklette is all you're ever going to need as your sex-life. You don't have what it takes to be a pussy pleaser. Hell, you don't even have what it takes to jerk off with a full fist-grip!

Pinch your peen and spaff your little load while you listen to Me verbally humiliate, degrade and make fun of that thing you've got there.

Renaming your dick, banning the use of 'big cock' terms and reminding you that women like Me want a real man to fuck is the closet thing you deserve to having a sex life.