You always thought you could get away with jerking off at work, watching porn on the clock and being a pervert in secret in-and-around kissing butt with the company directors, running your little board meetings and everything.

But your porn addiction nearly got Me (the head of IT) fired after a most terrible computer virus corrupted our network. In cleaning up YOUR mess, I discovered all kinds of shocking stuff you've been watching on work time. All that kink and fetish porn would be sure to have the bosses boot you out the door if they were to know this information. Imagine trying... Show more