Gooning, pumping, edging, pillow humping, porn consuming, desperate, sweaty, filthy, mess....shall I go on? No need to - you're a dirty little porn piggy who so badly wants their brain to go deerrrrrrrrr!!

So do it! Be the dumb hand humping goon pig you know you struggle to keep subdued.

I'm going to encourage you deeper in. Guiding you into being more porn fucked and stupid than ever before.

Get a grip of yourself. Literally.