You regret ever having had sex. You wish you could have that bliss of ignorance, being extremely horny and able to ride the evermore edge like you used to. And you can!

Become my born again virgin and take the pussy-free pledge. Jerking off for hours upon hours, worshiping me, adoring porn, re-inventing your sexuality - resetting yourself to a better you!

Always edging.
Always worshiping.
Always denied.
Always feeling pleasure.

Give in, take the pledge and leave your regret with me.