What you and I both need after a really long day is to cum. But sweetheart, with a dick that small, you know I will never fuck you. I only fuck my dildo that's fashioned on a real cock. You know the one I mean! The one that intimidates you.

Speaking about your dick - we won't be calling it that anymore because it's just not. It's so tiny and words like "dick" and "cock" are only for real men. Real men who have a shlong between their legs worthy of those words.

You're so lucky to have a girlfriend like me! No other woman would ever want you and allowing you one finger to st...

What you and I both need after a really long day is to cum. But sweetheart, with a dick that small, you know I will never fuck you. I only fuck my dildo that's fashioned on a real cock. You know the one I mean! The one that intimidates you.

Speaking about your dick - we won't be calling it that anymore because it's just not. It's so tiny and words like "dick" and "cock" are only for real men. Real men who have a shlong between their legs worthy of those words.

You're so lucky to have a girlfriend like me! No other woman would ever want you and allowing you one finger to stroke with while you endure my giggles and the humiliation of me looking up average penis sizes (which you will never come close to) is really quite a blessing. You're so lucky you even has this as your sex life with me.

Is it okay if I take a picture of how small your penis is? I just know that it would amaze my gal pals if I showed them and they'd get such a laugh out of it. I promise - it won't just happen to accidentally go into our girlie group chat hahaha!

It's getting late. You better swipe and stoke yourself faster with that finger for me darling.

Hurry up and do your little squirties so I can say good-night because I need MY fuck time with my juicy, thick dildo. I can't wait until it's filling me up and stretching me out just how I need it.

(THIS CLIP IS AN AUDIO MP3)