No matter what size you are, you have a small dick. There's always going to be bigger and you are never going to size up to being able to fulfill My needs let alone any other woman's. Jerking off your small penis is all you've got to look forward to.

"But that's not fair!" you might be crying your man tears at. It is fair cause it's true. You're never going to be the biggest cock in the room and besides - I've already seen bigger!

I can still have some with you though - mocking, giggling and jingling your little trouser navel!