You already think you're a loser but what REALLY stands out about you that one-hundred-percent identifies you as one? Is it in the way you speak to girls, the job that you have (or don't) or is it something else?

I'm going to point out everything about you that sets you aside from being a normal, functioning, desirable guy!

Oh and by the way...I highly recommend you jerk off while you watch this because not only am I hot but it might ease the pain of truth a tiny bit.