Just reading the title and you've already got your sorry excuse for a cock in your hand Loser! I'm going to remind you that you're not normal, no where near what a real man should be and not only that - I have a super fun jerk off instruction (or a little tip you could say) to get you fucking your hand-pussy all the better.

Cause let's face it. You're never going to get anywhere near a real pussy let alone even get within centimeters of a woman. Jerking off alone is all you're good at while you're losing at life, love and sex.