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Let's start with Lesson 1 - Being a good listener and all the glorious things that it will lead to. If you can nail this then we will be squealing about what a good boy you are to all our girlfriends in next to no time at all!

Let's get started and get you well on your way to a life of permanent servitude to superior women!