You're so lucky I invited you back to my place after our date. After some sexy teasing and flirting, I get into your pants to be shocked to discover you have such a small penis!

It's so freaking small I don't even know how I'd get a hold of it. So I encourage YOU to do it. I encourage you to show me how you jerk off such an insignificant little peen.

You're so small that I can't help but start thinking about my last boyfriend's thick, hard, juicy dick and I get carried away telling you just how amazing he used to feel - even despite his dick being so fat and juicy it was a...

You're so lucky I invited you back to my place after our date. After some sexy teasing and flirting, I get into your pants to be shocked to discover you have such a small penis!

It's so freaking small I don't even know how I'd get a hold of it. So I encourage YOU to do it. I encourage you to show me how you jerk off such an insignificant little peen.

You're so small that I can't help but start thinking about my last boyfriend's thick, hard, juicy dick and I get carried away telling you just how amazing he used to feel - even despite his dick being so fat and juicy it was a struggle to get my pussy stretched to accommodate it.

With a penis that is so little, I reckon you're a a quick cummer too. But what's REALLY got your wriggler so excited? My perfect breast, the story of fucking my huge dick ex or the humiliation of all of this?