"After My recent shoot outdoors, you just happened to be hiking in the same place as where I was - what a luck for you! When you saw Me sitting there you just stopped and stared like some gobsmacked loser. Well, you told Me that you liked My shoes - so I told you to get on your knees! And then I let you get real close to them, kiss them, lick and suck them. I gave you a little taste of your life's sole purpose. Now you will crave to worship Me for the rest of your pathetic little life, hiker."

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