My roommate is so fucking lazy! I came home from a day of work and find her lounging in bed. The dishes she said she'd do aren't even done. What the hell does she do all day? I am so fed up with her that I've come up with a great way to take out my frustrations and to make her clean up. I climb up on her and squash her with my massive belly and body. I smother her face with my huge belly and even drop my belly on her a couple times. She'll learn one day...