My step-son brings his friend over for a sleepover. I want to show his friend just how much better at farting I am compared to his step-mom because I heard him telling this to my step-son. I arrive home late at night. The boys are in the living room playing video games as I sit on the couch legs crossed ladylike style in tight blue jeans.

I start farting during the conversation as each fart keeps getting longer, and more drawn out. I don’t even apologize while farting. I am clearly showing off today with my super long slow released bubbly farts on the couch. Each fart I rip I can s... Show more