Oh my god, look at your tiny little penis! It is so small and pathetic that it doesn't even look like a penis. It looks more like my little pinky finger haha! How do you even jerk off or masturbate with such a small penis? Do you use like two or three fingers? It must be so humiliating for you and there is no way you've ever had sex because you can't please a woman and you know. You're nothing but a small dick loser! - Ashley Sinclair