Hello, loser. I see you've come to me for some more weirdo loser porn. I'm happy to help. I like telling the truth to pathetic worms like you. And you seem to like hearing it. You like hearing how worthless you really are and how you mean absolutely nothing to me.

And do you now why I get to keep telling you how utterly ridiculous you really are? Because I can. Because I'm that much better than you. And because you aren't worth more than a passing glance and a mutter of, "pathetic" as I pass by you.