Hello, . I have a scenario I'd like to run by you. And, if you listen well and you're very goo, you can enjoy yourself to this little fantasy. I tell you all about a play date we might have: that you crawl into my room, naked, and on all fours, while I read and ignore you. Your black leather collar tight around your throat, you wait for permission to come over. When I finally acknowledge you, you crawl over and kneel at my feet. Then we do some leash training, obedience training, and trick training. If you're good, you get a treat. And you will be a good little doggie, won't you?