Your tiny penis is so utterly, pathetically small that I need to put on my reading glasses to see it - and it's still hard to make out. Imagine trying to show this thing off to a woman. She'd laugh you right out of the room! It's not like she could even fuck it... it's way too small to even penetrate her! And she'd never put her mouth on it in a thousand years. You're stuck all alone with that thing forever.

Your tiny penis is so utterly, pathetically small that I need to put on my reading glasses to see it - and it's still hard to make out. Imagine trying to show this thing off to a woman. She'd laugh you right out of the room! It's not like she could even fuck it... it's way too small to even penetrate her! And she'd never put her mouth on it in a thousand years. You're stuck all alone with that thing forever.