You finally understand, don't you? You accept the reality of it all. You now get that your penis is so utterly, hilariously, completely tiny. Go on and measure it. We'll both be disappointed. What a sad little lump of flesh that you'll be stuck with for the rest of your life. You have an embarrassingly tiny penis and Mistress finds that funny.

You know that if you ever show it to a woman, she'll laugh you out of the bedroom. She'll tell her friends and ruin your life. If you go to your doctor, even HE would laugh at you. He'll call the whole office in to stare at the freakishly tin... Show more