There's a very specific kind of email that you look forward to getting, isn't there? Most people just shove it into their junk folder but you? Well, you WANT this email, don't you? You like getting those junk emails about getting a bigger penis. Weird spam about pills and pumps - you get excited when you see them. Now why could that be?

Oh, right, because your tiny little penis is so pathetic that even this bullshit email gives you a little glimmer of hope. It feels like there's a chance that maybe someday you can have a REAL cock of your very own, instead of that pathetic little b...

There's a very specific kind of email that you look forward to getting, isn't there? Most people just shove it into their junk folder but you? Well, you WANT this email, don't you? You like getting those junk emails about getting a bigger penis. Weird spam about pills and pumps - you get excited when you see them. Now why could that be?

Oh, right, because your tiny little penis is so pathetic that even this bullshit email gives you a little glimmer of hope. It feels like there's a chance that maybe someday you can have a REAL cock of your very own, instead of that pathetic little baby dick that you have now. Your dick must be really sad, huh? To look forward to spam emails like that? Wow. Pathetic.