Hey Piggy!!!
I know, spending money on me is wonderful but what if this ends?
I ́ve got the right soultion for this problem!!!
Life insurance!!!! Go to an office tomorrow and do it for me!!!
I care about my life but not about yours!!
If you will be gone, your payments will be missed and I don ́t like that very much! Hahhahahaha... so make a life insurance to pay for me after you go away from here!!!!!
Is that evil?..... Maybe ;)