POV you're my room mate who's been complaining that their car has been missing... it appears to have vanished into thin air, you're worried that it may have bee n stolen!
I walk in, rather coy and admit casually (with zero regret!) that your car isn't actually missing- I ate it.
I begin to tell you that from a young age i've been consuming cars. I show you exactly how I do it, by opening my mouth as wide as possible and just gulping them down- simple!!
I tell you how good it feels for my tummy to be so full and expanding to such a large size! But to be honest i'm a car FIEND. On...

POV you're my room mate who's been complaining that their car has been missing... it appears to have vanished into thin air, you're worried that it may have bee n stolen!
I walk in, rather coy and admit casually (with zero regret!) that your car isn't actually missing- I ate it.
I begin to tell you that from a young age i've been consuming cars. I show you exactly how I do it, by opening my mouth as wide as possible and just gulping them down- simple!!
I tell you how good it feels for my tummy to be so full and expanding to such a large size! But to be honest i'm a car FIEND. One car just doesn't satisfy me, so I tend to gobble down up to 10 cars a day! Gulp, gulp!!
I go into detail about how I consume cars. how good it feels, whilst patting my tummy, squishing it lots and even shaking it about and doing a little belly dance!