I met you on a night out and your level of disrespect for me was through the roof... how dare you not treat me like an absolute Goddess!!

So as your punishment I decided to shrink you....

You wake up at my house.... TINY!!!

I have soooo much fun taunting and teasing you about how you will live your life in-between my ass cheeks! I even call up your girlfriend and tell her how you’ve ran off with another woman and suggest that me and her should go on a nice girly lunch together (with you nestled firmly in my ass!!)