Just coming back off my holidays, I sit down and begin to boast about my wonderful vacation!

I casually tell you about the copious amounts of cars, buildings and people that I ate on my holiday.

Describing in detail how I completely and utterly CONSUMED the culture!

I rub and pat my tummy and giggle at the fact that on the plane journey back home, I was the only passenger because I had eaten EVERYONE else!! (I decided to leave one pilot to fly me back home)

I then ponder where I should go on my next vacation.... Where would be the tastiest country fo...

Just coming back off my holidays, I sit down and begin to boast about my wonderful vacation!

I casually tell you about the copious amounts of cars, buildings and people that I ate on my holiday.

Describing in detail how I completely and utterly CONSUMED the culture!

I rub and pat my tummy and giggle at the fact that on the plane journey back home, I was the only passenger because I had eaten EVERYONE else!! (I decided to leave one pilot to fly me back home)

I then ponder where I should go on my next vacation.... Where would be the tastiest country for me to consume!