You haven't done your job well lately so I decided to put you on probation. But this one is a little different than usual. I invite you to a meeting to discuss your future and I put shrinking serum on your water. You start feeling dizzy and your vision goes black. When you wake up you realize you are a tiny man now. Now you are on my hands and I'm giving a new job, you are going to be my ass cleaner. You'll have to eat all my farts and keep my ass clean the whole day every day until I get tired of you, sounds fun doesn't it?