You are a shrunken girl and you arrived in my place inside a package that was meant to be to my boyfriend but I opened it. I decide to not tell him and keep you for me. You say you are straight and beg me not to keep you and give you to my boyfriend, but I tell you that you are mine now. I make you sniff my armpits, my sweaty feet, I do a sloppy make out with you, I blow my nose on you and finally I put you inside my panties, which is gonna be your new home!