After a wedding comes the wedding night, and on the wedding night cums... not this bride, apparently! When you told me you wanted to wait, I assumed you wanted to make sure it was special - NOT that you were hiding the world's tiniest cock until AFTER I said, "I do". Before you showed me how much you were lacking in the dick department, I was planning on getting rid of my sex toys. Now? I think I'll be using my collection during our wedding night, and maybe for the rest of our marriage - since you'll obviously never be able to satisfy me with whatever that thing is between your legs.

After a wedding comes the wedding night, and on the wedding night cums... not this bride, apparently! When you told me you wanted to wait, I assumed you wanted to make sure it was special - NOT that you were hiding the world's tiniest cock until AFTER I said, "I do". Before you showed me how much you were lacking in the dick department, I was planning on getting rid of my sex toys. Now? I think I'll be using my collection during our wedding night, and maybe for the rest of our marriage - since you'll obviously never be able to satisfy me with whatever that thing is between your legs.