Best way to get a boot clean is with the tongue of a pathetic man. After just a few days walking in this heavy piece of equipment it is filthy! The tread is full of gunk and i need it cleaned now. Top to bottom i want every inch licked squeaky clean! The dirt and lint cover your tongue drying your mouth to your surprise thats only the beginning of my games. what better way to coat your lips than with the sweat from the padding of the inside of my moist boot, Now i get to shove this boot down your throat with ease! Open Wide.