You met me at the bar, I was wearing jeans that were obviously too small for my curves... you could easily see my muffin top and camel toe! That's why you decided to buy me a drink. We started to flirt and after a while I invited you to my place. I felt so comfortable with you, I asked you if my round belly isn't a turn off and I confessed that my belly gets enormously bloated after drinking alcohol. I let you touch how plump and soft it is, and ask you to kiss my belly button... Ooh you're making me feel so good! I wonder how this date will end...