I've got a confession to make, honey. I want you to be my cuckie husband.

Actually, it is worse than that. I'm already fucking other men. You just weren't enough to satisfy me and you never will be.

So if you want to stay married to me (and duh, of course you do) then you need to accept that I'm going to keep fucking the pool boy, and the neighbors, and your friends, and my friends' husbands, oh and your boss, and also....