I decide that your behavior has finally earned you a view of my perfect, round tits; completely bare. This video is so expensive because I like to limit the privilege to only those who TRULY deserve it.

Who am I kidding, it's April Fool's Day you idiot. Do you really thinking I'm telling the truth? I guess you'll have to buy this video to find out.

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