Nice of you to join me in this gorgeous weather. Now that you are the former CEO of this company, I will be running the show from now on. I know about all your girlfriends on the side and all the shady deals you made. Having been your secretary all these years I've learned a few tricks. I've been watching you. I've been recording you, learning from you and now I've taken over.

I love my new position as CEO and having you work for me. I think I'll put you in the mailroom. You can be an errand boy for everyone in this company. Do you need some money, look here's some. Here's a few do... Show more