Twas the night before Christmas and all through the night,

a naughty little Christmas Elf was hired to cause fright.

The ones who alluded Krampus or grew up to be twats,

Elvina would surprise and call them her tasty little "SNACKS!".

She rubbed on her belly and moaned of the aches,

she'd wobble and trot off to empty her belly of the mistakes.

But the bigger the douche, the more she would cry,

from assholes to presidents,

to the big man in the sky!

By the end of the night she's as big a blob,

She's burp... Show more