Just sit there and be quiet while I explain to you what I'm going to do to you during our bondage wrestling match. I tell you where the blue ropes will go, how I will trick you into giving me your limbs and what positions you and I will be in. I'm wearing a long-sleeved yoga shirt (so comfy with thumb holes!), a thong and knee-high "I <3 COCK tails" socks while I trash talk you from my blue puzzle mats. I'm sporting a ponytail and sunburn.