It's only natural that a step-son be concerned about his step-father, especially when the circumstances seem so... suspicious. I mean, that old sentient mouldy loaf of Wonderbread with a beautiful Asian goddess like Me?

I thought we should have a little talk! After all, we're family now!

I'm sure your main worry is that I'm just using your step-father for his money, that I'm just waiting for him to perish so I can bask in all those juicy assets he's willed to Me.

I suppose there's no reason to lie to you: I am using that old white fart, and he's grateful for it! H...

It's only natural that a step-son be concerned about his step-father, especially when the circumstances seem so... suspicious. I mean, that old sentient mouldy loaf of Wonderbread with a beautiful Asian goddess like Me?

I thought we should have a little talk! After all, we're family now!

I'm sure your main worry is that I'm just using your step-father for his money, that I'm just waiting for him to perish so I can bask in all those juicy assets he's willed to Me.

I suppose there's no reason to lie to you: I am using that old white fart, and he's grateful for it! He buys Me whatever I want and does whatever I say, and I don't even have to fuck him. As if I'd ever!

Is that jealousy I sense, little white loser? I know you wish you had a perfect Asian Goddess to spoil and make your bland little life worth living. In fact, it turns you on more than anything ever has before.

Fine, then. You're going to jerk for Me. Show Me how pathetic you are. It amuses Me to see how much power I have over you. Like step-father like step-son, right?

The viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis.