I get it: you are utterly pathetic, unfuckable, unloveable, and completely without reason to even exist. Your life is nothing but one big struggle, searching fruitlessly for a purpose.

I have a gracious proposition, one a bitch like you couldn't possibly pass up:

You can be My loser! As an esteemed member of My loser army, you'll have the privilege of being My pitiful little pet, used financially, degraded regularly for My amusement. Certainly, anything is better than your current void of total irrelevance!

Taken in by My beauty, My cruelty, My soft, sadistic word...

I get it: you are utterly pathetic, unfuckable, unloveable, and completely without reason to even exist. Your life is nothing but one big struggle, searching fruitlessly for a purpose.

I have a gracious proposition, one a bitch like you couldn't possibly pass up:

You can be My loser! As an esteemed member of My loser army, you'll have the privilege of being My pitiful little pet, used financially, degraded regularly for My amusement. Certainly, anything is better than your current void of total irrelevance!

Taken in by My beauty, My cruelty, My soft, sadistic words, I think you'll find I can be very convincing.

Gender neutral.