I've found that the most effective way to do a task, BY FAR, is to have someone else do it! Especially homework. Save that for the nerdy boys. That way, there's more time for the hot popular girls to focus on more important matters, like partying!

So I took a boy from my class, and convinced him to let me tie him up. Then I convinced him to let me stick an inflatable gag in his mouth. After that, there was no more convincing needed-- all his muffles sounded exactly like he was saying "Yes Allie, whatever you want". So I made him promise to do aaaaaall my homework for the rest of th... Show more